He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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