he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
