Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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