Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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