I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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