the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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