if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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