what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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