Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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