Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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