Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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