I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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