This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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