white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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