Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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