I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
