At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize