shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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