She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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