so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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