Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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