That's intense
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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