There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just had sex bonerless
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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