I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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