I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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