Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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