Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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