My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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