is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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