it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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