After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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