dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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