Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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