farters have to be the big spoon...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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