Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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