This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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