can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
ok first of all what the fuck
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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