4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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