i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
this will be a night to untag.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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