So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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