So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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