you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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