Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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