Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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