Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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