You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
we should paint friendship bongs
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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