So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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