guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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