are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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