I think my vagina is haunted
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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