i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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