Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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