it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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