Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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