so explain again why im purple
no
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize